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If you owned one of these, you now need glasses to drive at night https://t.co/qoVLhI8pAQ
If you owned one of these, you now need glasses...
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Dollaritas are back at Applebees https://t.co/h44SdItfu2
Dollaritas are back at Applebees https://t.co...
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1 pic. A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but Tia Carrere as Cassandra in Wayne’s World
1 pic. A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids...
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2 pic. A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but Tia Carrere as Cassandra in Wayne’s World
2 pic. A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids...
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1 pic. It’s MANATEE APPRECIATION DAY! Today we celebrate these majestic potatoes. Make sure to punch
1 pic. It’s MANATEE APPRECIATION DAY! Today we celebrate...
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1 pic. MISS MOO IS FRESHLY GROOMED. GAZE UPON HER BEAUTY YE MERE MORTALS AND TREMBLE BEFORE HER SPLENDOR
1 pic. MISS MOO IS FRESHLY GROOMED. GAZE UPON HER BEAUTY...
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3 pic. It’s MANATEE APPRECIATION DAY! Today we celebrate these majestic potatoes. Make sure to punch
3 pic. It’s MANATEE APPRECIATION DAY! Today we celebrate...
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2 pic. It’s MANATEE APPRECIATION DAY! Today we celebrate these majestic potatoes. Make sure to punch
2 pic. It’s MANATEE APPRECIATION DAY! Today we celebrate...
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Shoving all the characters from VeggieTales up my ass https://t.co/VSzZ5JiImb
Shoving all the characters from VeggieTales up...
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When I get measured for a bra at Victoria’s Secret https://t.co/NgiqfxKZ4e
When I get measured for a bra at Victoria’s Secret...
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Shaving my taint with these just to feel something again https://t.co/uZRPFQZedy
Shaving my taint with these just to feel something...
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4 pic. Therapist: What do you think caused your body dysmorphia as a teen?

Me: — https://t.co/X75TN
4 pic. Therapist: What do you think caused your body...
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1 pic. Therapist: What do you think caused your body dysmorphia as a teen?

Me: — https://t.co/X75TN
1 pic. Therapist: What do you think caused your body...
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2 pic. Therapist: What do you think caused your body dysmorphia as a teen?

Me: — https://t.co/X75TN
2 pic. Therapist: What do you think caused your body...
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3 pic. Therapist: What do you think caused your body dysmorphia as a teen?

Me: — https://t.co/X75TN
3 pic. Therapist: What do you think caused your body...
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If this MFer could make it through the day, so can you https://t.co/DKjfaRrWEC
If this MFer could make it through the day, so...
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2 pic. MISS MOO IS FRESHLY GROOMED. GAZE UPON HER BEAUTY YE MERE MORTALS AND TREMBLE BEFORE HER SPLENDOR
2 pic. MISS MOO IS FRESHLY GROOMED. GAZE UPON HER BEAUTY...
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If you owned one of these, you’re currently at risk for osteoporosis https://t.co/HM5qrLrHdD
If you owned one of these, you’re currently at...
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If it wasn’t for Akira Toriyama, I wouldn’t have been able to play ‘Vajin Buu’ in a parody. Thank you
If it wasn’t for Akira Toriyama, I wouldn’t have...
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The ant situation in Wolfenstein 3D had to have been out of fucking control from the floor turkey alone
The ant situation in Wolfenstein 3D had to have...
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This is what I look like if you even care https://t.co/wfBUtKfG0W
This is what I look like if you even care https://t...
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Was just diagnosed as a silly goose. It’s terminal https://t.co/EZVCwBYbL9
Was just diagnosed as a silly goose. It’s terminal...
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Miss Moo saw what you just did and is harshly judging you for it https://t.co/SPbEXYd3KL
Miss Moo saw what you just did and is harshly...
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What serotonin feels like https://t.co/0muE8Jh8A1
What serotonin feels like https://t.co/0muE8J...
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The kama sutra needs to calm its ass down 🥵 https://t.co/vILAGc60Si
The kama sutra needs to calm its ass down 🥵 https://t...
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1 pic. Lol. Lmao. https://t.co/5fjqm8bQT7
1 pic. Lol. Lmao. https://t.co/5fjqm8bQT7
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2 pic. Lol. Lmao. https://t.co/5fjqm8bQT7
2 pic. Lol. Lmao. https://t.co/5fjqm8bQT7
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I’d shove these little freaks up my ass https://t.co/ETIlMasSqX
I’d shove these little freaks up my ass https://t...
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Another day, another reminder I’ll never be her 😞 https://t.co/vOL4zZGXw6
Another day, another reminder I’ll never be her...
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The perfect man doesn’t exis- https://t.co/AsW5GGUVle
The perfect man doesn’t exis- https://t.co/As...
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Uh oh https://t.co/ffFoufvgk9
Uh oh https://t.co/ffFoufvgk9
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Everyone romanticizes him instead of being alarmed and concerned that excessive sleepiness is a huge
Everyone romanticizes him instead of being alarmed...
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Deeply depressed because I know I’ll never look like her https://t.co/IYTr2mB8kY
Deeply depressed because I know I’ll never look...
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This has to feel good for like, a few milliseconds https://t.co/0Nzlx1TZU8
This has to feel good for like, a few milliseconds...
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